Hello. I am just droping a quick line. Things are all over the shop at the moment. Iv had no internet at home thanks to my lovely provider acidently droping me off the system. Iv had three weeks of yelling at the drop kicks for a mistake they made. Ahhhh.
Im madly in need of giggles and wine at he moment. Hehehe
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Aww… poor thing! I hate it when the internet doesn’t work. I hope they fix whatever’s wrong soon. At least you won’t get as distracted as I am by horribly rude online comics. *sheepish grin*.
If you’re in need of wine and giggles (or tears, depending on the poem), come to Poetry Idol on Tuesday the 6th May, 6:30 pm at the St Kilda Library… it’s free to be an audience member AND you get wine and cheese!
It’s an awesomely fun time and everyone’s really friendly, especially us poets once we’ve had a few drinks. I think they have a Poetry In Popular Culture quiz at the end too, so audience members can win stuff (hopefully they’ll do it this time too). And you’ll get to meet me! Let me know if you’re interested and I’ll book you in with the library. 
Nice to see you again. Cheers
nice to know someone is still watching the nook. any jokes to share? here is one to make you smile
HEART ATTACK AND NUN
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had any health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who also is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to our Lord Jesus.”
The patient replied, “Ok, send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Hey thats funny.