Silly theory
Published 1 year, 3 months ago in My life.I have some silly theroies. Here is one of them.
Speeding only gets you stuck at traffic lights longer.
Tell me some of your silly theories.
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wow, I have one. On the way down to the penninsula the other day, we followed a beautiful maserati, with two dark haired men in it. The number plate was 1XX1……….I pondered in detective mode and came up with the greek number 9-11 and figure they are terrorists…….just alert- not alarmed !!
Well, I did leave a theory and its gone to god obviously………how about this one_ if you post and then click the nook sign……….your post goes to god. Maybe I will try hitting the back arrow this time.
There are no absolute truths.
My theory: more people write poetry than read it.
Time and storage are a lot alike;
If you have lots of storage your stuff seems to expand to take it all up
and whatever you need to so always seems to take at least as long as the time you have to do it in.
Of course it could all have to do with being a hoarder and procrastinator.
The maserati driver used to have a porsche
Gadfly, I have debunked your theory by finishing everything I had to do today. Now I have so much time left over, I am ridiculously bored and… well… here I am, on nook
no one ever watches all the stuff they record on video that they missed out on watching at the time they were busy video taping it.
Not a theory really - more of a suspicion that the cash amounts on a scratch’n'win lottery ticket constantly shift and change until they are scratched and revealed.
agree with you little miss, superficial, gadfly & nebula re the poetry.
theory 1. the moment you sit down with a cuppa and put your feet up to watch some tele the phone rings.
theory 2. the moment you sit down on the loo or step into the shower the kids want to ask you something.
Oh Brian, you were meant to agree with my theory about the greek numerals and 9-11.
I’m sure though a maserati is a tad more prestigious than a porche.
One back at you Nebula - although I used to put pen to paper in what I thought of as poetic way now I read much more poetry than I write - actually it would be 100:0!! And well done on conquering the time curse - I am both amazed and jealous!!
Oh and I definitely agree with the shower and children needing you urgently - especially if there is shampoo in your hair!
I know a silly theory… evolution.
Sorry I couldn’t help myself lol.
oh c’mon jad
here we go, silly theories:-
1. a mystical being made us
2. virgin birth
3. dinosaurs are just 6000 years old and were mentioned in the bible.
Hehe I knew I’d get a reaction.
But in any case…
1. The God of the Bible is not simply just mystical and that is all.
2. The virgin birth is only silly to those who refuse to study the evidence for it.
3. Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible but they weren’t called Dinosaurs when the Bible was written, they were called behemoths. The word Dinosaur came into being around the 1820s when a famous British scientist (and creationist), Dr Richard Owen, coined the name ‘Dinosauria’ meaning ‘terrible lizard’. History also records them being called dragons as well.
It’s like saying apples never existed before the time of Babel because they weren’t called apples back then.
And if dinosaurs being only 6000 years old is a silly theory then 65million year old dinosaurs are just as silly when you look at the scientific data. Again it’s only silly to those who refuse to study it.
I don’t hold fast to either a young or old earth btw. I see the silliness and evidence for both parties. My original comment was tongue in cheek.
.. the more you try, the harder it gets .. ANON
and
.. the silier the theory, the more people comment on it ..(just invented reading this stuff)
Ok shadowmaster to the rescue.
How about a poetry / writing slam.
For the uninformed, this is a venue where poets, and writers get up and recite their work.
Wouldn’t be hard to organise, could even do it on a train, or a bus- not in peak hour of course.
Perhaps it could be performed at a park- weather permitting.
Possibilities are endless.
I may not have mentioned this, but shadowmaster has written the odd poem- no, i mean really odd, strange.
cheerio
shadowmaster
Here’a another idea to go with the first idea, if we had a proper building as a forum, we could also display art work, and perhaps even have unplugged musicians and singers…
cheerio
shadowmaster
Hi Shadow
I never unplug my musician - he gets up to too much mischief!
Hey - there were some poetry competitions as part of the writers festival - and the prize was publication of your work!! Wonder if they are still looking for candidates??
I’m glad your back on board shadowmaster, your absence was noted and then you seem to have gone all formal by signing off as john. I was wondering if we had been left Mayor less and you got a better offer from another village.
jad I did realise your comment was tongue in check and honestly I just reckon the human race and all their theories are silly full stop ‘cept of course 42
Hehe fair enough vivavoce.
Are you also a skeptic who questions absolutely everything except your own skepticism?
How very silly of you hehe.
At times I question my skepticism and sometimes even question why I question. By then my brain is usually hurting and I need a lie down
never wipe your arse with a broken bottle
Hi ‘viv’, hi beautiful (at least on the picture). Reminds me I think of an old ad ‘tea, Becks and a good lie down’